A few of my favorite things...

Ah... dilemma, dilemma....here goes my best list for 2007...

Best Movie...
Pursuit of Happyness -
Phew!
Oh, that sound was the collective sigh of relief from the 5 of us in the bleak theater at Middletown, CT. We were the only dumbasses who dared to go and watch Will Smith flounder, cry, then cry and cry. So here is a guy who sells some wacko scanners (he can also repair them if needed!) that no one wants to buy, he has a NAGGING wife (why didn't he slap her hard??) and his life sucks. Then the movie just keeps getting sadder and sadder...there was a point when I wondered if things could go worse. And Hallelujah, my prayers were answered! His wife leaves him (wise woman)...who would want to put up with a cry-baby husband and a baby who kept mis-spelling 'happiness'?

Person of the year...
I had a tough time choosing between Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kar-wotever, Britney Spears and my eternal fave...Paris Hilton. So, all of them made really entertaining, dark videos last year...automatically qualifies them as mascots for Lollypop, Gillette, National Geographic and then the Olympics (hey, these ladies are darn flexible - Suresh Kalmadi, you now know the recipe for our ladies to get those gymnastics medals).
Anyway, coming to the point...my vote goes to Britney.
Achievement list -
1. No more bald eagle...we now have Bald Britney, a species hunted to near-extinction. No more national parks, need more rehab centers!
2. Mother of the year...no comments.
3. Shave of the year. Did I mention I was not talking about the head?
4. Well Mr.Bush, here is one lady keeping the economy alive and kicking. Those rehabs don't come cheap, the drugs are state-of-the-art and then should I even mention the alimonies? So she skimps a little by not wearing underwear...so effing what?